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skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

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thegreatgherkin87:

nicklangsthighs:

dean-stole-the-tardis:

221becquerel:

thisurlwasntjollybutnowitis:

The first and the last ones are the only ones with curtains on the sides. That makes it seem like it’s a play, opening its curtains at the beginning and closing them at the end.

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I open at the close

OMG !!! It all makes sense, it came full circle

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airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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ezecoyote:

king-in-yellow:

na-vidya-na-avidya:

mesaxi:

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

I like to think he’s there to judge people who drink SoBe.

"Y’all KNOW this is sugar water, right?"

Just chillin

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ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

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weteevee:

I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

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two-winchesters-and-castiel:

OH MY GOD
causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

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500daysofbased:

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

this is the best

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